Agar Gandhiji Don Hote
Agar Gandhiji DON hote to kahete- Humare sir par bal ane ka intezar to 11 Dukano k hajaam kar rahe hai, par wo nahi jane k bal k aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
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Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1.5 feet'.
He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.
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Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
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Drinking effects LIVER
Love effcts HEART
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Direct comma :O :O
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Shoher
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Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
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