Agar Gandhiji Don Hote
Agar Gandhiji DON hote to kahete- Humare sir par bal ane ka intezar to 11 Dukano k hajaam kar rahe hai, par wo nahi jane k bal k aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai
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