Aao 1 Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekhoo..

World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.

World ki sabse akkalmand aurat
-uski maa

World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.

World ki sabse badi chudial
-uski bhabhi

World ka sabse sundr ladka
-uska beta

World ka sabse Nasibdar aadmi
-uski behan ka pati.

World ki sabse badi gawar aurat
-uski saas

aur dunia ka sabse kharab,nikamma,­selfish,jhootha­,kanjus, bekar aadmi
-YE BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 760 views

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha:

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye
tumharay hath me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.
Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me
ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari
khala hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Programmer in sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ameer hai ya gareeb hai

Dost:docter ye kiun pochte hain subah kia khaya raat ko kia khaya.
2nd dost:yaar is se mareez ki mali halat ka pata lag jata hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr

Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr ja rahe hoti hain..
Raste me kacha pul aa jata ha usko dekhkr chinti boli "cross kr loge ya me utru?' :-)
:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tu to Doctor ke paas

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?


Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)