1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke hum ne Haj bhi kia hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 796 views

Techr studnt se

Techr studnt se: khali jaga fil kro

900 choohe kha kr Billi _____chali.

Stdnt:900 chohe kha kr Billi slow slow chali.

Techr (Ghusse se): khare ho jao, mazaq krte ho..??

Stdnt: mis ye B maine Aap ka dil rkhne k lye keh dya wrna 900 chohay kha kr Billi ka Baap b nahi chal skta...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

The teacher is droning away

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.

The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

muje zehar dena

Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardarji proposes to a woman

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.

Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai.

Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)