Kama Kar Khao
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:Roti Dedo
Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari:Tamater Hi Q?
Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 965 views
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