Pathan

1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.
2sry Admi Ne Kaha Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai.
Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhia Aa Jayn Gi.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 916 views
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