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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1056 views
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Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se
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Main juton ki maramat krta hun or BV meri
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Main school mei lecture deta hun or ghr mei sirf sunta hun,
4) OFFICER:
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5) JUDGE:
Main court mei faislay sunata hun or ghr mei khud insaf ka talabgar!
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kyun k doctor ne kaha tha: apni sugar roz check kia karo... :D :D
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
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Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
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Kaat krar bhag gaya.
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