Moo Khol Thora
Our Our

Thora Sa Our

Bus…
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.LL ( > Dew Na Piya Tou Phir Kia Jiya.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1203 views

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar ban gayi ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sonu: papa, aaj mujhe ek ladke ne mara.

Sonu: papa, aaj mujhe ek ladke ne mara.

Papa: kya tum use phchan sakte ho?

Sonu: haan papa mein uska daant saath laya hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rajnikath super hero.

Once Rajnikanth saw a poor beggar on road and
helped him by giving money. The beggar is now
called ‘Bill Gates’ Once Rajnikanth played a
defensive short in Cricket and since then that Ball
is called “Pluto” Once Rajnikant bunked school
whole day. Since then that day is known as
“Sunday” Rajnikanth knows that Bingo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aao 1 Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekhoo..

Aao 1 Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekhoo..

World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.

World ki sabse akkalmand aurat
-uski maa

World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.

World ki sabse badi chudial
-uski bhabhi

World ka sabse sundr ladka
-uska beta

World ka sabse Nasibdar aadmi
-uski behan ka pati.

World ki sabse badi gawar aurat
-uski saas

aur dunia ka sabse kharab,nikamma,­selfish,jhootha­,kanjus, bekar aadmi
-YE BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Bank Manager 2 Sardar: What is Cyclone?

Bank Manager 2 Sardar:

What is Cyclone?

Sardar smiled and Proudly

answered:

Cyclone is a small loan given by a bank to purchase a cycle!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)