Mere Mohalley Wale
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.
Dost: Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1190 views
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