Pakistan Post office ney, "Asif Zardari" ki tasweer
waley tickets jaari ker diyea hain.
AWAAM puch rahi hai key
"Thook kis taraf lagana hai!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1095 views

Sick brother

Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the
doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack:
“No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he
break it?” Jack:
“Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told
him no matter what happened, to follow that
prescription. And the prescription blew out of the
window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack:
“He fell out of the window trying to follow the
prescription.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Fool Apney Bhai Se:

Fool Apney Bhai Se:
Tum Hamari Shadi Par Kya Khaas Kam Kry Ga?

Bhai: Hawai Firing To Sab Kartay Hain,
Hum Khud Kush Dhamaka Kary Ga...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

why r all these people running?

Sardar-
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Nend nahi a rhi

changu- yaar mangu bahut der se neend nahi aa
rahi hai.
mangu- koi baat nahi tu uska wait mat kar aur so
ja.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Major Rohail

Major Rohail:
Yaar tu itna bara ho gaya hai...
Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aai?
.
.
Pathan:
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)