Pakistan Post office ney, "Asif Zardari" ki tasweer
waley tickets jaari ker diyea hain.
AWAAM puch rahi hai key
"Thook kis taraf lagana hai!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 807 views

Sardar Ji and Umbrella

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay Sakht sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay,

In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha,

Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahay ho?

Wo bola "kuch nahi papa,

aaj mama ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia hY"....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Akalmandi

Santa Ek Bar Bus Mein Ja Raha Thha, Conductor Se Bola.

Santa: “Bhai Sahab Do Ticket Dena”

Conductor Hairani Ho Kar: “Do Kyon?”

Santa: “Agar Ek Kho Gayi To Doosri Kaam Aayegi Na”

Conductor Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Agar Dono Kho Gayi Toh?”

Santa Muskurate Hue: “Abe Mere Ko Bilkul Hi Bevkoof Samjha Hua Hai Kya, Ye Pass Kis Din Kaam Aayega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Classic Insult

Classic Insult :
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AIEEE result declared..
Boy message his rank to his
Girlfriend..
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Girl replied : Ye kya ? Naya number
liya hai kya ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank. In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. He quickly put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if she saw his face. She admitted that she did, so he shot and killed her. He then turned to the teller that was beside the one her just killed and asked if she had also seen his face. She said that she did and he shot and killed her too. He then turned to a man, a customer who just happened to be in the bank when the robbery was taking place. The robber asked the customer if he had seen his face. The customer replied, “No, but I’m pretty sure my wife did.”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)