Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo

Doctor: Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo chhilke sahit
After one hour

Santa: Mera pet dard ho raha hai

Doctor: kya khaya tha
Santa: Nariyal chhilka sahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1259 views
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