Kia ap ne kbi VCR Ki reel ko 100 Ke Nye Not Se saf kia hy?

tv k chanel gol buton se ghuma K Change Kia?

cassete Ki reel Ko Pencil se ghuma Kar reverse Kia?

gol phone set use Kia?

Hawa Hawa, Gana suna hy?

10Rs rent Pe geet Mala dekha hy?

6 ki pepsi,1ka pan,4ane ki chalia athani ka nan khaya hy?

8pm pe guest house drama dekha?

Kisi Ki Shadi me Suzuki Bhar K Gye hain?

Agar in sab Ka jwab YES hy To Manlen K Aap Budhy ho Gaye Hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 989 views

Zindgi 4 din di

Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey. banta:aho!
banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu And Daddy

PAPPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Girl-Meri Skin Bahut Soft

Girl-Meri Skin Bahut Soft And Sensitive h
Or Rang B Gora h
Mai Sone Se Pehle Kya Lagau?
.
.
... .
Doctr-Darwaje ki
'KUNDI'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki: Maa mai Shadi

Ladki: Maa mai Shadi Nhi
KarunGi Or
Agar Zabardasti Tum Ne Meri
Shadi
Ki To Ghar Se Bhag JaunGi..

Maa Rote Hue Boli Beti MaiNe
Bhag
K Tere papa K Sath Shadi Ki

Teri Masi Or Behen Ne B Bhag
K
Shadi Ki

Tera Bhai Nokrani K Sath

Aur

Tera
Chacha Dhoban K Sath Bhag
Gya

Teri bua Sabzi Wale K Sath Or

Couzin Doodh Wale K Sath
Bhag Gai

Tera Baap 2 Bar Padosan K
Sath
Bhag Chuka Hai

Ab Tu B Bhag Jaye Gi To
.
.
.
.
Humare khandan ki izzat ka
kya
hoga :'( :'(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)