Dost :tum har station pe utar k agle station ka ticket kiun lete ho?
Pathan:docter ne lamba safar karne se manh kia hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 634 views

umer zaida hai

SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab ho
gayi
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Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne
kaha k TEST
hongay
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SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada ey,
TEST nahi
ONE DAY ya 20-20 karwa lo…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Quaid-E-Azam Ka Mobile

Pathan 100 Ke Note Pe Likha
No Dial Kar Raha Tha

2nd Pathan:
Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho

1st Pathan :
Mai Dekh Raha Tha Ke
Quaid-E-Azam To Foat Ho Gae
To Unka Mobile Kis Ke Pass Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Driver mar gaya

Bad News: Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho
Gai,
Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya,
Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain, I
Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.
Because Ab Main "NEED 4 SPEED Underground"
Khelon Ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Great News

The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."

"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar: Will you marry

Sardar: Will you marry , after i die .
Wife : No i will live with my sister.

Wife : Will u marry , after i die .

Sardar: No i will also live with your sister.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)