High level confidence

High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me
“where is GOD”, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me
“whr GOD is not” i’l reward u
200Rs

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 810 views
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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.

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Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi.

Dr. Sheikh Se.

Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi.

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Dr; kya hua?

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