High level confidence
High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me
“where is GOD”, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me
“whr GOD is not” i’l reward u
200Rs
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 821 views
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