wife going to usa

Wife going to USA

Wife: Do u want anything from USA?

Husband: Yeah, an English girl Wife returns from USA

Husband: where’s my gift?

Wife: wait for 9 months

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 835 views
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