2 Haryanvi men were searching for their lost wife in a festival at Hissar city.

First Haryanvi: How does your wife look like?

Second Haryanvi: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours?

First Haryanvi: Forget mine, let us look for yours...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 992 views

Chinki Se College

Chinki Se College Mein Ek Ladke Ne Pucha.

Boy: “Tumhari Age Kya Hai?”

Chinki: “20 Years”

Boy: “Juthi, Tumne To 5 Saal Pahle Bhi Yahi Batayi Thhi”

Chinki: “Dekha, Ladkiya Juban Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Madri zuban

Police Afsar PATHAN se:
Tumhari maadri zuban kon si hai?
PATHAN: Koi nahi..
Police Afsar: Kyun?
PATHAN: Meri ammi goongi thi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yaar aik sawaal puchna tha

Yaar aik sawaal puchna tha..
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Pepsi ka nhi puchna
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Munni ki badnaami ka b nahi puchna
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Kasam sey Dadi or umair wala b nahi puchna
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Munji baboo ka b nahi puchna
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SheiLa ki jawani ka b nh puchna
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Bus ye puchna tha k
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ZUBAIDA AAPA totKey kahan sey Laati hain???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Master-2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?

Master-2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?

Golu-samjh me nhi aya.
Master-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne do roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Golu-sabji..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)