Sardar

Sardar Ji English Joke - Funny-jokes
Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know under what name she had saved his number, when he dialed his number from her phone, it showed "TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 555 views
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