Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 1351 views

Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..

Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..

Nurse: Blood group bolo..

Boy: Koi b chlega..
...
Nurse: Kaise chalega..?

Boy: Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

amrica

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya kobatana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .
Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.
America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America :Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Aik doctor mareez kay peeche bhaag reha thaa

Aik doctor mareez kay peeche bhaag reha thaa. Logo ne wajah poache to doctor kehta mareez damagh ka operation kerwane aata hai aur baal katwa kay bhaag jata hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student was constantly arguing with

'Student was constantly arguing with his teacher that bahadur shah zafr used to ....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)