Wife:agar main mar jaon

Wife:agar main mar jaon to tum kia karo ge...............

Hasband:Shayad main bhi mar jaon ga..........

Wife: kion???

Hasband:kabhi kabhi zyada khushi janlewa hoti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 829 views
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