Tum Mujh Se Milny Ki Koshish Mat Kerna

Pathan's Girlfriend: Ab Tum Mujh Se Milny Ki Koshish Mat Kerna,
Mujhy Tum Se Behter Larka Mil Gaya Hai..
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Pathan Roty Huwe:
Ye Tum Kiya Bol Rahi Ho? Ye Kya hua?
Kese hua? Kab hua? Kyun hua?
Kitni baar hua? Kahan Kahan hua?
Chalo jo ho gaya so ho gaya..!
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Shuker Hai Hum Ny Pehly Se Tayyari Ker Rakhi Thi..
Hum Tumhari Padosan Se Mila Tha,
Wo Tum Se Bhi Ziyada Khubsurat Hai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views
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