DELHI May Kutubminaar
Teacher: DELHI May Kutubminaar Hai.. A Student Was Sleeping..
Teacher Wakes Him Up & Asks: "Wht Did I Say"? Student: "Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai" :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views
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