Teacher: DELHI May Kutubminaar Hai.. A Student Was Sleeping..

Teacher Wakes Him Up & Asks: "Wht Did I Say"? Student: "Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai" :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 956 views

Tumhe phansi hogi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!



Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sochta Hoon Doosri Hi Pata Loon

Meine Uss Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Peena Chod Diya,

Bar Mein Jaana Bhi Chod Diya,

Jua Khelna Bhi Chod Diya,

Dost: To Phir Uss Ladki Se Shaadi Kyun Nahi Kar Leta?

Ab Yaar Itna Sudhar Gaya Hoon Sochta Hoon Doosri Hee Pata Loon..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy I Love U

Boy: I Love U,

Girl: Main B Tum Se I love U
Kahon to Kya Karo Gay?

Boy: Khushi Se Mar Jaon Ga,

Girl: Ja Pagle Nahi Kehti.
JEE Ley.

Zindagi Na Mile Gi Dobara.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Patient: Aapne 2-2

Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer kyun rakhe hain?

Doctor: Ek muh mein lagane ke liye or dusra jheb mein

Patient: Mein aap ka matlab nahi samjha

Doctor: Matlan yeh hai ki ek thermometer muh mein lagane se mujhe pata chalta hai ki aap ka sharir kitna garam hai aur dusra jheb mein lagane se pta chalega ki aapki jheb kitni garam hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: WHat is another difference

Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?

Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)