Pathan
Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai
"Try Again"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 976 views
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