pathan and girl friend
Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.
She smiles and said: You can go Further.
And
Pathan Drives to Multan
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 869 views
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