Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya kobatana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .
Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.
America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America :Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 954 views

Putting bomb

Kaliya & Peeliya ek car me bomb laga rahe the .
Peeliya - agar bomb lagate samay phat gaya to
kya hoga .
Kaliya - do'nt worry ! Mere paas ek aur bomb hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

SARDAR:BANO KIA TUM AAJ RAAT

SARDAR:BANO KIA TUM AAJ RAAT KO MERE GHAR AA SAKTI BANO:KYON

SARDAR:AAJ MERE GHAR RAAT KO KOI BHI NAHI HOGA

BANO:THEEK HAI MEIN AAON GI JAB BANO JAATI HAI TO SACH MEIN KOI NAHI HOTA

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai

50% Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai,
Kaise ?

Gents Toilet Mein Likh Kar Ayenge Soni I Love You Ab Kya Soni Wahaan Padane Jayegi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Titanic doob rh tha

TITANIC do0b rha tha,
1Gorey ne Sardar se pocha zameen kitni do0r hy?
Sardar:2k.m,
Gorey ne samndr m jump lga k pocha kis trf?
Sardar: “NEECHY” ki traf.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kahan ja rhe ho

Santa=kaha ja rahe ho
Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
B=Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)