Is that a sun or moon?
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 820 views
Similar Jokes
Pyaz ne kobi k 7 shadi ki
Dusre din aalu ne pucha: kaisi gayi paheli raat
Pyaz:Aare yar kaheki raat.
1-dusre ko kholte-kholte hi subh ho gayi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein aalu nazar nahin aa rahe hai
Shyamu-Yaar naam par mat ja
Kashmiri pulav mei kabhi kashmir nazar aata hai kya.?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Waiter: Khan Sahab, 10 Rupay Tip to meri Insult Hai.
.
Khan: To Phir?
.
Waiter: 20 Rs to Hon.
.
Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
MOLU:kya tum pass ho Gaye
GOLU:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari
madam fail ho gayi
MOLU:kese
GOLU: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Ladke Ne Collge Mein Ek Ladki Ko Offer Maara.
Badle Mein Ladki Ne Us Se Puchha
“Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge,
Mujhe Kabi Kuch Nahi Kahoge,
Touch Bhi Nahi Karoge,
Kiss Bhi Nahi Karoge.”
Boyfriend: “Behen Tu Ghar Ja, Tere Mummy Papa
Chinta Kar Rahe Honge.“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Me Le Gya
Aur Bola- Ye Pehli Sadak He
Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers He
Aainda Hm Is Sadak pe Nai Aayega
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Amma
Bus Conductar ko Roz Kaju or Badaam Khanay ko deti thi.
Conductar: AMMA, aap mujhe Roz ye Kyun deti ho?
Amma: Beta, Daant to rahe nahi, Choos kar Phenk dena Theek Nahi Lagta...:i hai.;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jo cheez Urti hai
Master : Jo cheez Urti hai, wo anday deti hai
Aur
Jo zameen per chalti hai, wo bachay deti hai.
Wo kiya cheez hai jo urti b hai aur bachay bhi deti hai..?
Pathan : Air hostess...:-p
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Pathan on phone: Maa khush khabri hai
Maa: Bol beta
Pathan: Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Maa: Mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti
Pathan: Meri biwi ne dosri shadi karli..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
son-papa mujhe circus dekhna hai chale?
papa-i m busy
son-papa waha 1 ladki chote kapde me sher ki sawari karti hai
papa-chalte hai bahut din ho gae sher dekhe
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)