Agr tum mil jao to tumhari tangen tor den ge hum,

aur tumen pakar k tumhare pechay kute chor den ge hum.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 804 views

What isvthe fastest thing

What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Santa:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Are We Poisonous?

Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son snake turns to the mother snake and asks: "Mommy! Are we poisonous?"

"Why, yes we are", says the second.

Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"

"Yes, we are very poisonous."

The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks, "Are we really really poisonous?"

"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"

"I just bit my lip!!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaj k bacche

Aaj k bacche..

Ek baccha baap ke
saamne Cigarette pee
raha tha..
.
Ek Aadmi:" Oye Baap ke
Saamne
Cigarette Pee raha hai
be.. ??
.
.
.
Baccha:" Toh baap
konsa Petrol Pump hai
be Jo Udd jaega..??

Bolti band..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya

Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya

Kuch log kunwe ko pak karne k liye Molvi k pas gaye

Molvi ny kaha k 200 baalti pani nikalo pak ho jaiega,

Magr kuch din bad pani se smell aane lagi log dusre molvi k pas gaye usne 400 baalti nikalne ko kaha

Magr same result

Phir log teesre Molvi k pass gaye usne kaha pehle kutta to nikalo Jahilo!

Moral:

Dear Pakistaniyo humein B pehle "KUTTA" nikalna hoga! Phir pakistan say pani niklay ga...

Smjh to gaye ho gy ap

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mausam

AAj mausam main kuch ajib si baat h bekabu se hmare jazbaat hain ji chahta h chura lu tumko tumhi se magar mummy kehti hain chori krna buri baat h.

by farrukh ahmed (few years ago!)