Aurat:" Mera Shohar Ghar Aatey Hi Mujhe Maarna
Peetna Shuru Kar Dete Hain,
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Baba:" Woh Jaise Hi Ghar Aayen To Tum ye ''TAWEEZ'' apne Daant ke Neechey Dabaa
Lena,
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~ After 5 days ~

Baba Ji Taweez Daant ke Neechey
Dabane Ka Itna
Faida Hua k Ab Woh Mujhe Kuch Nahi Kehta hai..
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Baba:" Yeh Faida Taweez ka Nahi,

aapki Zubaan Band Rakhne ka Hai..
*ayush*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 976 views

Santa galati se Sansad

Santa galati se Sansad me chala gaya wanha upper kursi pe baithe huye se pucha

Tum kaun ho ho?
usne jawab diya : ME Speaker hun

Santa: jor se bola, to phir me Loud Speaker hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Friend

Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Student to Watchman

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Pathan

Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy..

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue)

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal
he…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)