A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."

He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."

The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..."

The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 998 views

Sardar

Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Dobhi Tu To Santa Ka Bhi Bap Nikla

Santa Dobhi Ke Pass Kapde Press Karane Gaya Aur Bola.

Santa: “Meri Ye Wali Shirt Ulti Karke Press Karna”

Dhobi: “Ji Shaab Ji”

Kuch Din Bad Santa Kapde Vapis Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Shirt Gandi Hui Padi Thhi.

Santa Gusse Se: “Abe Ye Meri Shirt Ka Kya Haal Kar Diya Tune?”

Dhobi Gabrate Hue: “Sahab Main Piche 3 Dino Se Ispe Ulti (Vomit) Karke Press Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Hun Par Hui Nahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Amir Asif Salman Butt Spot Fixing

Jail..
One prisoner to other..
Why u r in jail..?

Reply: I did 2 murders and get caught..

2nd asked why u r here..
Reply..
Main NO BALL krai c.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa asks Priest:

Santa asks Priest: Why did god make women sobeautiful?
Priest: So that you will love them.

Santa thinks for a short time...

... Santa: But why did God make them so dumb?
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Priest: So that they will love you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.

Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.

Fir use khyal aya sala mai hi to uska pati hu.... || Latest Sardar Jokes 2013 ||

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)