Amir Asif Salman Butt Spot Fixing
Jail..
One prisoner to other..
Why u r in jail..?
Reply: I did 2 murders and get caught..
2nd asked why u r here..
Reply..
Main NO BALL krai c.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1136 views
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