Dosto raat ko padhte padhte

Dosto raat ko padhte padhte ek khayal aaya...
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Fir kya pen uthaya aur likh di nayi Equation...
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Bed+Rajai=Bhad Me Gayi Padhai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 717 views
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