once a husband
Once a husband, says to his wife, i am going for hunting, she embrased him and blessed
him,then he leave,
After a little time he come back. his wife asks him why u come back. he replies "our neighbour have left there dog open"
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 922 views
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