Mein M.A pas hon.
Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.
Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?
Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.
Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.
Doosra dost: meray dant mein dard tha, mein nay nikalwa dia tum bhi aisa hi karo.
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