Ek bache ne apne pita se ek shadi smaroh mein pucha, papa shadi mein dulha dulhan ka hath kyun pakdta hai?

Pita ne lambi saans bhar kar kha-beta yhe to rasam hai khushti se phle pehelwan bhi akhade mein haath milate hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 573 views

khaali haat aap aaye the huzoor

khaali haat aap aaye the huzoor
khaali haat aap jaayenge zaroor
hamein sms na kar ke
kitne chillar bachayenge huzoor

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

On Jeeto’s bday Santa

On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mother(angrily): If you fail now

Mother(angrily): If you fail now then you must not say me mother.

After result
Mother: What was the result?

Son: Sorry sweety, You have lost the right to be called mother.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Police-Station Aya

Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo
Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,

Police:
Wo Mar Gai Kia?

Sardar:
Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar’s son came back home

Sardar’s son came back home from school.

Said to his father teacher scolded me badly.

Sardar said to his son: Don’t worry son You are a lion’s son.

Child said: My teacher also says this.

She says that I must be a child of any animal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)