Ek Bar Gandhi Ji
Ek Bar Gandhi Ji Gym Gaye, Vaha Unko Rajinikant Mila Aur Unse Bola.
Rajinikant: “ Wah Re Bapu, KyaBody Hai! ”
Bus Tabse, Unhone Shirt Pehenna Chod Diya..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1023 views
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