Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Se Bhagwan Hi Bachaye
Ladka: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Tum Kya Karti Ho?”
Ladki: “Kyu Bataun? Main
Tumhe Janti Bhi Nahi Hoon”
Ladka: “Na Batao Main Konsa
Tumhe Apni New Mercedes Car Mein Bitha Ke 5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha”
Ladki: “Jasmin, B.Com Final
Year, Punjab College, College Timing 8 Am To 1 Pm, Friday Timing 8 To 12 Pm, Sunday Off, Aati Papa Ke Sath Hoon Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1000 views
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Man called wife's 10 best friends
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A man didnt come home at night
Next day he told his wife
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