A guy did system support in a law firm. One day, he had to log a user off and then back on. He entered her initials and then she gave me her password.

Her password was "genius".

After three tries and the system telling him "access denied," he asked her how to spell it.

She said, "G - E - N - I - O - U - S."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views

Do Thappad For The Teacher

Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yahan to YOUSAF Or SohaiL B

Yahan to YOUSAF Or SohaiL B World Cup Khailne NHi GAE

FARAZ

Or Wo PepSI wala bacha Kehta Hy

WorldCup k Lie Mujy B sath LE ChaLO !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Namasty g.

Caller:namastay g liit kab aae gi?

Wapda wala:janab namaste kiun kaha?

Caller:ap par salamti bhejna pore pakistan walun se ghadri hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar ki eqal

Sardar ki Bewi inspector se:
"Mera Showhar 1 haftay pahly bazaar se aalo lany nikla owr abhi tak ghar wapis nahi aya"
.
Inspector bhi sardar tha, bola: To Bahn jee kuch owr paka lo !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)