There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 552 views

Sardar went to hotel manager

Sardar went to hotel manager hurriedly and said:
Come with me.
My wife wants to jump out of the window.
Manager: Then what can I do sir?
Sardar: Window is not opening.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jitna marzi so jao

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..



Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!



Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao

Did You Know...!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Doctor: Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai?

Doctor: Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai?
Santa: Chashme(Opticals) K Saath 75kg
Doctor: Aur Chasme K Bina!
Santa: Vo Muje Dikhta Hi Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BV:"utho ji almari k paas 1chor

BV:"utho ji almari k paas 1chor khada h.
"Hus:"us k paas hathiyar hua to?"

BV:Oh ho ghabrao mat apka to insurance h or zewaraat ka nhi."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)