Ek Rupaiya De Do
Bhikhari: Sahib ek rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna. Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views
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