Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

by Kamran (few years ago!) / 2356 views

Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?
Boy
30 se 40
GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?
Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Pathan

Ans. Mard

Q k Mardon Main

UMar Sharif

Nawaz Sharif

Shehbaz Sharif

HaMza Sharif

Jab k aurton Me sirf

Babra Shrif

aur

Amna Sharif

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dosto Se Kuch Bhi Chupana Galat Hai

Santa Bhaagta Hua Ghar Aaya Aur Hanfte Hue Apni Biwi Se Bola

Santa: “Ghar Ka Saara Keemati Samaan Chhupa Do, Mere Kuch
Dost Party Karne Aa Rahe Hain”
Preeto Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Kyun Aapke Dost Chura Lenge Kya?”Santa: “Nahi Pehchaan Lenge“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki ka Baap

Ladki ka Baap: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho?
Ladka: 3 mahine se.

Baap: Me kaise yakin karu?
Ladkha: 6mahine rukiye yakin ho jayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar looking at name plate

Sardar looking at name plate of air hostess above her left Breast.. Teena.
Sardar : that’s cute name…
DOOSRY walay ka naam nahin rakha kya??:-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)