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&
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Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
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Faraz
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Aur Aapa
Ab
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Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
.
PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Pakistan kb bna?
.
Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
.
Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
.
SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
.
ab SARDAR se.
.
Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
.
Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai
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he Definition of d m0st beautiful women... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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