Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Blonde: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai.

Blonde: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai (& jumps into a well.)

Blonde: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 915 views
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