Ishq k Jazbat Ko
Ishq k Jazbat Ko Khudkashi Karni Pari
Panchiyon Ko Par Jala K Roshni Karni Pari
Ek Bachi Ki Bewafai Ko Bhulane K Liye
Jane Kitni Bachiyun Se Dosti Karni Pari. :-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 811 views
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