Jab Tum Is Duniya Se Jaoge
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 743 views
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