sardar and wife
Sardar: ager mujhe opration se kuch ho jaye to is
doctor se shadi ker lena
Wife: ap asa kiun bol rhe hain
Sardar: to kya main is doctor ko maf ker don.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 766 views
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