Rita: AcHanak hi tum bacHat krne lagi Ho.
Rita: AcHanak hi tum bacHat krne lagi Ho.
Gita: Ha yaHi mere pati ki akHari kwaHis tHi, dubte samay ve yaHi keH raHe tHe "BACHAO BACHAO"
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