Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 798 views

1 Murgi ne india pakistan

1 Murgi ne india pakistan
border par 1 Anda diya.
Dono desh

1 ande k liye larrne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko kiss karega
anda uska hoga,

Indians ne 20,000 pakistani
Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,

Pakistani excited ho kar bole:=
Ab humari bari hai. Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda
tum hi rakh lo.. =D :O =

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Marriage is a lot like going

Santa: Marriage is a lot like going to restaurant. U order what u want. And when u see what d other fellow has, u wish u had asked 4 that instead.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Masjid Ke Bahar Chppal Rakhne Main

Masjid Ke Bahar Chppal Rakhne Main Aur Miss Call Dene Main Kiya Common Hai ? Socho
Nahin Pata ?
Dono Main Dar Lagta Hai
Koi Utha Na Le.:-)
Hehehehehe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar and Doctor Joke

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Zardari tax 20%

easy load 2012
TID 0074209115883
dear customar you have Rechared Rs.100
Deducation of
VAT 25%
Zardari tax 20%
Benazeer Barsi Tax 10%
RGST 5%
GST 17%
Flood Tax 5%
Bilawal Study Tax 6%
Bakhtawar study+jahaz Tax 5%
Your New Balance..
Rs. 2
Enjoy for Miss calls only

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)