Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 924 views

Retired Couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.

"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband asked wife.

After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age."

Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa aur banta ne

Santa aur banta ne zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha..

Santa: Dekho Kitna Chota Tanga Hai.

Banta: Haan..

Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wikipedia Google Internet

Wikipedia : I know all

Google : I have all

Internet : Without me Google is nothing

Computer : Without me internet is of no use

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KESC : Sub ka baap kon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

CONDOM Ka Full Form

Teacher: CONDOM Ka Full Form Kia Hota Hy?
GIRL,

C=Control

O=Of

N=Natural

D=Drops

O=Of

M=Man Power.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Government School Ki Ladkiya Mat Fasao

Premi Joda Macdonalds Mein Bethe Thhe.

Ladka: “Kya Khao Gi Sweet Heart?”

Ladki: “Naan Tikki Hi Mangva Lo.”

Moral: Aur Phassao Government School Ki Ladkiya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)