Party main 1 khubsurat larrki ko daikh k
Party main 1 khubsurat larrki ko daikh k 1 Doctor romantic mood main bola:
"U r such a beautiful girl i hav'nt seen before. I Love u & want to marry U"
Girl: "Ray bhai! tain Rangrri maa'n baat kr, mannay angreji koni aavay hay"!
Doctor: "kuchH bhi na bahan, tain Dua kr load-sheding band ho javey"
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 869 views
Similar Jokes
A Group Of Elephants Wer Siting On A Street
A Sexy Femal Elephant Pases By Them Then A Loafer Elephant Said.
Wow!
Wat A Figure!! 3600-2400-3600.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Faqeerni:a bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hun.
Santa:3 din se bhuki ho to aik rupee ka kia karen gi?
Faqeerni:wazan dekhun gi kitna kam huwa hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
PIA ki flight me Captain anouncment k bad mike Off krna bhoL gaya…
Captain apne co-pilot se: Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phr Air hostess ko kiss kroga.
ye sun kr 1 air hostes mike OFF krne bhagi to gir gai.
Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piye ga….
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
ArZz KiYa Hai,
-
AaNe WaLEy AaTe Ha
JaNEy WaLEy JaTEy Hai,
YaadaiN BuS UnKi Reh JaaTi Ha
Jo mu SuJaA K JaTe Ha.;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
There are Famous mills in Pakistan
1. Sugar Mill.
2. Cotton Mill.
And the most Famous is.
3. Beta Tu zra Bahir Mill..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy….
tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .
Girls..
kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai
Boy….
bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k
thapar mare.
Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the
Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta
layea Sohneya ne" ;)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.
It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.
The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta :- Bapu meri teacher kit HOT hai na ?
Papa:- Beta teacher MAA k jaisi hoti hai…….
Beta:- Aap to hamesha apne hi jugaad me rahate hai……..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
When I was your age; I thought nothing of walking
5 miles to school.
I agree, I don't think much of it myself!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)