Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata
Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1095 views
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Dost:- chal theek hey....
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Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main
likh lungi.
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DOSTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire
se bola:
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“THE" :D ;) =P
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Billi Phir Us Se Pehly Ghar Pohnch Gai.
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