Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata
Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1118 views
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