A lady broke a signal..
A lady broke a signal..
Police man : Hey !! Stop the car.. lady!
Lady : Please let me go, I am a teacher..
Police man:
Hurrah, I've waited for this moment all my life !
Now write
"I WILL NEVER BREAK A SIGNAL"
500 times :D
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 824 views
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