bhikari nd kanjoos
Bikhari: 50 paise de de re baba maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai…
Kanjoos: 50 paise nahi, 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1027 views
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