Husband: Mein apni wife se
Husband: Mein apni wife se divorce chahta hu. Voh mere se 6 mahine se boli nahi.
Lawyer: Dubara soch lo, aisi wife kismat valon ko hi naseeb hoti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 520 views
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