Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya.
Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi
hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan
dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm
baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se
vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1131 views

santa ne ekk admi ke thappad

santa ne ekk admi ke thappad maar diya..

admi- meri kya galti thi??

santa-tum salo galti karo iske liye hum intjaar thode hi karenge...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Happy Birthday To U"

Ek Larka Bike Par Ja Raha Tha..
Bike Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar
K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya,
Qareeb Kuch Larkiya Khari Thi.
Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:"Happy Birthday To U"
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Larka Ruka Or Bola:
serf Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Fax Machine Fun

Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”

Executive: “A little. What’s wrong sir?”

Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”

Executive: “How did you load the sheet?”

Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Pathan & Uski B.V Riksha Me Aakar Bethe,

1 Pathan & Uski B.V Riksha Me Aakar Bethe,
Driver Ne Shesha Set Kia,
Pathan Chillaya Bola:
Tum Hamara B.V Ko Dekhta Hay!

Tum Peechay Betho Riksha Hum Chalaiga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)