Poor theif
Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya.
Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi
hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan
dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm
baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se
vishwas uth gaya hai!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1173 views
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